The following is a true story. The names have not been changed because everyone is innocent.
I am preparing to walk through the TSA scanner in the Baltimore airport. The TSA agent waves me through and as I emerge from the other side the alert buzzer sounds and the TSA agent loudly announces “Randomly Selected!”
I am ushered back out and around to a Full Body Scanner. I am waived into the scanner, put my hands over my head as instructed, and asked if my pockets are empty. I say yes.
This is a lie. Continue reading “Case of the Overly Familiar TSA Agent”
I was recently in Las Vegas, Sin City, the City of Lights,……Glitter Gulch.
I stepped into an elevator with what was clearly a mother with her attractive 20-ish year old daughter. A few floors up three young 20-ish aged boys stepped into the elevator. Continue reading “The Argument For Moral Failings”
That’s brilliant. Tell me more. Uh huh….yes,…I see. Hmmm….interesting. Well thank you very, very much. It was a pleasure. Good day.
I have no idea what that guy was talking about. Continue reading “Every Meeting Needs a Hero”
This will be a familiar scene to most of you. There is a younger person trying to explain the value of the latest technology to an older person who doesn’t quite get it. Continue reading “The Happy Life – Daydream Time”